PRIME has me in a chokehold 😩💪
"Listen… I never write reviews. Like, I usually ghost the “Write a Review” button like it asked me to help move. But after seeing someone drop a one-star review with ZERO explanation? Unacceptable. I had to step in. I’ve been chugging energy drinks since 2014. Loyal to Monster. That green claw & Pipeline Punch had me in a toxic relationship. But then along came PRIME… and suddenly I’m writing love letters to a beverage. This stuff?? It’s elite. So good I ration it like it’s liquid gold. One can = two sittings for me. (Or one if it’s that kind of day. ) To the “it’s too sweet” crowd: Take a deep breath and grab some club soda. Or be fancy and hit up McDonald’s for a Sprite. Mix it half & half. You’re welcome. Your taste buds just did a backflip. Dear PRIME, if you see this ; send a case to my door. I’m ready to be sponsored, mildly obsessed, or both. :hands_heart_medium_skin_tone:🚪"